Mertin 

An absolute wonderful guy filled with gusto, fun to be around and an epitome of optimism.

A charming 'Mr. Steal your girl' so hold him tight

Damn he Is such a 'Mertin'
Are you trying to be a 'Mertin'? well its working.

Mertin by Urb@ngeek November 22, 2021

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Martincitopants 

The Chad among Chads who likes Obama Alien Defense

''Martincitopants is the Chad among Chads that reccomended us the best game ever''

Martincitopants by Joe Mama sugondese nuts February 18, 2021

Bald Martin 

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek

Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha

Bald Martin by The truth giver December 17, 2019

Death by 1000 meetings 

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

Death by 1000 meetings by Max86 February 10, 2014

Melanie Martinez 👑 

An amazing singer/songwriter with an amazing new album , she is very pretty and has a unique makeup style and genre , she loves and cares for all of her fans 💜

Kennedy: do u know Melanie Martinez 👑?
Olivia: yea I went to her concert and she was so sweet

Kennedy: your so lucky

Melanie Martinez 👑 by Mollie Surely November 17, 2019

Martina

Martina is a really funny, nice and kind girl who always helps those in need, even if this can put them in difficulty.
She is a romantic, a relationship with her is heaven, she will always put you first and everything and treat you like you are the only person in this world.
But be careful not to make her angry.

hey,i love you so
please let me go MARTINA

Martina by iloveyouso November 21, 2021