Mergitis. 

When your school merges with a dump and your kid is soooo sick about he has Mergitis.

Dude. My kid's school merged and he is so sick with Mergitis.

Mergitis. by Rosieloubotin April 19, 2012

Morgitis 

When something on your body looks dead.

After Dusty ran a marathon his feet had morgitis.

Morgitis by Dragonmoon July 10, 2018

Optical rectum Mengitis 

Shity outlook on life

You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo

Optical rectum Mengitis by Traviseng February 22, 2021