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metadating 

I met a lovely guy in a metabar last week & after a few romantic metadates we're now officially metadating.
metadating by futurewords January 6, 2022

metadating 

Talking about dating while on a date
I was on a date with Joe and he started talking about dating and all the crazy girls he's met on OkCupid and Tinder. I hate metadating!
metadating by OkJ April 27, 2014

mentalation 

too much mentalation
mentalation by Pali High December 21, 2008

metadating 

The project management of online dating...remembering what you said to whom and when on which social network or dating site...and maintaining a fully auditable digital record of said exchanges for legal purposes.
Man, was it Tribe.net, Friendster or... shit - I need a metadating service!
metadating by Imran Ali March 8, 2004

Metalbating 

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.
Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.
Metalbating by Saucychurch July 15, 2009

metabating

Engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. Especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into sexual congress.
"I totally caught Pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night's poetry slam."
metabating by Brint October 29, 2005
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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