Memory Gland

USB flash stick, SD card or any other storage device that you keep on your person.

Hey John, do you have that video of Billie Piper in the ghost sandwich?

Yeah it's in my memory gland.

Memory Gland by Ciaran Gillespie April 27, 2008

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memory glands

a set of breasts so intoxicating that you'll remember them for the rest of your life

My ex-girlfriends a real bitch but she had a great pair of memory glands

memory glands by youzafoo April 23, 2011

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Related Words

Memory Gland • Memery Gland • memory • Memory card • memory foam • Memory Hole • Memory Lane • Memory loss • memory stick • Memory bank

Memery Gland

Area that stores all knowledge of memes.

The Memery Gland is stored in the brain.

Memery Gland by Accelerate Nate November 27, 2018

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memory glands

What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.

Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!

memory glands by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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