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Life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Something you say to justify your chronic procrastination.
I don't need to do this school assignment because life is meaningless and we're all going to die

subjectively meaningless 

something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but meaningful (and relevant) to everyone else you know (the 'everyone you know' includes most people in your generation/age range/social category)
boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless but meaningful to idiotager or idiotagers in our class.

Meaningless sex 

To have sex with someone you don't have feelings for or don't really like...just to have sex for pleasure but not because you love them to actually make love to them
Jordan has meaningless sex with his ex girlfriend every friday night

life is meaningless 

ah yes, mine too. instead of doing something more important than this, i'm typing this and you're reading this.
fuckeddisshittius: oh damn, life is meaningless smh

the joy of meaningless studies 

What you experience in junior college, community college, and/or beauty school.
"After twelve+ years of elementary-junior-senior-high-school and an exciting job in the lucrative field of fast food preperation, I just can't wait to experience the joy of meaningless studies in junior college!"

Mingless Gormonger 

An Americanized version of the British words "gormless" and "minger". Used to refer to someone who is both ugly and a fool.
Guy 1: "Hey look at that guy. He's a real mingless gormonger."
Guy 2: "Yeah, what stinky idiot."
Mingless Gormonger by Evic Varmori February 11, 2021