Meldum

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When your girl asks you a silly question, which lacks common sense.

Girl: can I ask a question?

Guy: yes

Girl: when we go to Wales, do we need a different currency? Like Welsh dollars?
Guy: no, don't be meldum

Meldum by HJ_is_PB June 24, 2022

Words you can keep

Melumpum

A Dutch Indonesian word to describe cookies, chips or bread being hard, soggy or stale when they are left open and come in contact with moisture in the air.

This bag of chips has become melumpum. Throw that shit out!

Melumpum by Master Lim October 11, 2021

Related Words

Meldum • Medlum • medumichedu • meldrum • Melum • Meluminati • Melumpum • Gracie Meldrum • Mel Human

Medlum

A state of extremely violent disorder or riotous confusion in a place or situation of noisy uproar and confusion; havoc. Generally associated with activities in Vegas.

Bill gave the hostess at the 9's a shocker as I punched him in the face.

Medlum by HH April 1, 2003

meldrum

Sexiest family ever saucy and sexy very sporty as well (especially the one called Callum😉)

The meldrum family are so perfect

meldrum by Ca@;£8lugdm January 10, 2018

Melum

To place inanimate objects in your butt and keep them there for an indefinite amount of time.

"Dude where the fuck is my couch? Please don't tell me you pulled a Melum!"

"I cannot believe my girlfriend fucked my room-mate. When I see them I am going to Melum them good"

Melum by JCoch May 13, 2008

Meluminati

Likes death and sharp knives. Consumed void.

Once Meluminati consumed the void and became the void and death herself.

Meluminati by Meluminati January 21, 2021

Medlum

(verb) to act violently, or of a mischeivous nature, chaotic, hypnotic, vulgar with back alley ambience. Rock/fuck/satanic music born in the basements in columbus ohio. only coming out to slay audiences with it's shreiling guitar, slaphappy bass and octupi drummer

we went to the MEDLUM show and it was complete and utter medlum!

Medlum by Natas Burgoon July 6, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026