Meldum

When your girl asks you a silly question, which lacks common sense.

Girl: can I ask a question?

Guy: yes

Girl: when we go to Wales, do we need a different currency? Like Welsh dollars?
Guy: no, don't be meldum

Meldum by HJ_is_PB June 24, 2022

Melumpum 

A Dutch Indonesian word to describe cookies, chips or bread being hard, soggy or stale when they are left open and come in contact with moisture in the air.

This bag of chips has become melumpum. Throw that shit out!

Melumpum by Master Lim October 11, 2021

Medlum 

A state of extremely violent disorder or riotous confusion in a place or situation of noisy uproar and confusion; havoc. Generally associated with activities in Vegas.

Bill gave the hostess at the 9's a shocker as I punched him in the face.

Medlum by HH April 1, 2003

meldrum 

Sexiest family ever saucy and sexy very sporty as well (especially the one called Callum😉)

The meldrum family are so perfect

meldrum by Ca@;£8lugdm January 10, 2018

Melum 

To place inanimate objects in your butt and keep them there for an indefinite amount of time.

"Dude where the fuck is my couch? Please don't tell me you pulled a Melum!"

"I cannot believe my girlfriend fucked my room-mate. When I see them I am going to Melum them good"

Melum by JCoch May 13, 2008

Meluminati

Likes death and sharp knives. Consumed void.

Once Meluminati consumed the void and became the void and death herself.

Meluminati by Meluminati January 21, 2021

Medlum 

(verb) to act violently, or of a mischeivous nature, chaotic, hypnotic, vulgar with back alley ambience. Rock/fuck/satanic music born in the basements in columbus ohio. only coming out to slay audiences with it's shreiling guitar, slaphappy bass and octupi drummer

we went to the MEDLUM show and it was complete and utter medlum!

Medlum by Natas Burgoon July 6, 2006