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Melum

To place inanimate objects in your butt and keep them there for an indefinite amount of time.
"Dude where the fuck is my couch? Please don't tell me you pulled a Melum!"

"I cannot believe my girlfriend fucked my room-mate. When I see them I am going to Melum them good"
by JCoch May 13, 2008
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meltmachine

A melt who often spouts stupid and/or dumb shit.
Kanye West is such a meltmachine, have you heard the shit he comes out with?
by Mickey_G_ May 16, 2018
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Megumi Fushiguro

honestly, the best supporting character of all time. yeah, you heard me. that was a PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT.

he may seem like a cold and emotionless character at first glance, but please consider looking beyond the surface. he's cunning, intelligent, passionate, kind hearted, humble, good looking, and a soft spoken character. but most importantly, he's a selfless individual.

he wants to help people he deems as kind, and that kind people don't deserve to die. yet he doesn't call himself a hero because he thinks putting himself on a pedestal is selfish. what's more, his outlook on a potential significant other is respectful, "if that person has an unshakeable personality, i won't ask for more".

oh, and if looks could kill, nobody would have gotten past episode one of jujutsu kaisen. he has the most wholesome and gorgeous smile that can make any heart flutter. he also has the most beautiful and dreamy eyes of any character out there, with his amazing eyelashes and outlandish hair finishing his overall ethereal look.

he has such amazing attributes that make him who he is. he deserves all the happiness in this world, and so so much more. he's a lovable character that deserves just that: love.

ty for coming to my ted talk <3
"this is megumi fushiguro. he's an amazing character, i mean look at him! isn't he cute?"
"he looks like he stuck a fork in a toaster"
"sir i-"
by mxgumi January 18, 2021
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malum

the ship name of michael clifford and calum hood which ladies individual is great but you know together ever better
'omg i ship malum!'
'lashton all the way!1!'
by 5soswhat August 31, 2014
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Megumin

Megumin: EXEPLOOOOOOOSIIION
by xbax October 11, 2020
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john cheese meluch

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.
Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.
by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019
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Fushiguro Megumi

one of the sexiest anime men in the world, you heard it here folks. he's from the anime jujutsu kaisen and is the edgy side character with black hair and blue eyes. he also gets thrown around like a potato sack... poor man can't catch a break.
Oh my god, it's Fushiguro Megumi!

That guy you're dating?
Well, he doesn't know it yet, but yeah!
by mxgs December 3, 2020
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