Megladike 

A large dominant lesbian that wears cargo shorts, wife beaters, and alot of flashy jewelry. Usually acts as the man in the relationship

Tammy is the new megladike at the bar.

Megladike by Sky1148 January 15, 2022

megadyke

the butchest form a lesbian can come in; a lesbian who is SO dykin, words cannot describe her lesbianess; the epitome of all dykes; a bull-dyke whose style is short hair, baggy clothes, and walks with a manly strut

Girl 1: "Did you watch the Ellen Degeneres show last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she is definitely a megadyke, with her spiky hair and Jeep Grand Cherokee."

megadyke by dykesonbroadway February 19, 2011

Megladome 

A fictitious representation of a place that is unobtainable.

" I want to get a tattoo on my inner thighs that reads, ' Welcome to the Megladome', in German.

Megladome by BobbyTurkle January 19, 2013

Megadik 

The most strange yet entertaining spam in the world. Was very popular around 2008.

Here are a few of the subject lines:
-Beat her womb with your giant.
-Make your trouser python huge and rock hard!
-Get ready to hear her happy moaning as you thrust your new big dic'k into her wet box!
-The shortest way to a woman's heart is a longest dic'k!
-Sail down the love canal more confidently.
-Cutest girls will go horny and wild when you pull out your new big python.
-no need to feel shy when you slap her in the face with ya dick
-make ya dick big and she will spread wide everytime
-My friends ask what my secret is and I say it's in my pants!
-keep the kitty kat happy and make ya cock massive
-Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!

-Turn your trouser mouse into a monster schlong in 2008!

*Subject: The real truth on penis enlargement is our new product!
Body: Have you ever heard this, "God! Your penis is so small!"? Didn't you feel sad? Don't let them choose sexual toys but not you! Megadik will make you a real man ! You should simply rely on this wonderful preparation! "Oh! Your penis is unique!" Isn't that what you dream to hear every day?

*Subject: She will moan with utmost pleasure, as your new long dick penetrates her twat
Body: It's not a secret, that hotties revere gigantic schlongs.If you still cannot boast of having a big one, this wonderful pill will quickly improve it.

Megadik by spamerhater July 27, 2010

meladie 

A person who will always get to the point and hates too many details. It wont interest her - AT ALL. Will listen and hear things that you wont even have to say out loud. She naturally understands people and accepts them. Even the weird and different. Has extreamly high ambition and morality but wont force any on anyone else.

Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.

Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !

Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.

DONT EVER EVER argue with a Meladie.

Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.

It doesnt matter if you had a point , she has ten reasons why your one reason doesnt work. AND even if its not logical - comming from HER its the most Intelligent and believable thing you have EVER heard in your life! She is lawyer material.

Just shutup.

Shes right.

Your wrong.

Everyones happy.

Or at least you will be...shes very loving and forgiving and fun to be around. So DONT waste time argueing! Go to that party or that mall. Where theres a Mel theres a new adventure!

that girl meladie and her best friend emily oml there so cool like wth I wish I was them

meladie by youngboyyzzz October 3, 2018

megladite 

Person who identifies as a stupid religion no one likes.

Hey look at that dumbass megladite preaching over there.

megladite by Hughmungus October 4, 2021

Meladie 

Puerto Rican pothead with a rx-7 twin turbo, who believes that she can freestyle when usually it ends up being really bad

"Ya niGuzZ duno how i rock da twin turbo smokin da hydrOo"

That Meladie over there is so coooooollll

Meladie by youngboyyzzz November 15, 2018