mesome

The act of having sex with oneself; masturbation.

When asked what was the kinkiest thing he had ever done, Gene could only admit to a mesome.

by exsul July 16, 2008

mesome

1) Cleveland Steamer
2) act of giving a man named chad a bj of epic proportions.
3) A combination of a donkey punch and a dirty sanchez.
4) the special happy place reach around

mesome has multiple definitions depending on your location in the country

Jimmy gave Chad a mesome the other night. Chad hasn't walked the same since.

by Lilian Beaver January 12, 2008

Mesome

Activity involving solo masturbation and watching porn

When I’m home alone and horny, I like to have a mesome

by magicwand4ver November 30, 2018

misomemeist

Someone who hates memes

"He's a misomemeist"

by zman4593 May 26, 2016

mesomorph

A body type of someone that gains muscle easily, is bursting with muscles, loses fat easy, has a V shaped back, thick skin, large penis and a tough jaw. Can throw around ectomorphs like rag dolls.

Typically a very sexy body type. Women that don't want a vegetarian-anorexic-looking ectomorph like these types.

Famous mesomorphs, Vin Diesel, Arnold Schwarzanegger, Bruce Willis, LL Cool J and Optimus Prime

by mesomorphian September 1, 2010

give me some lovin'

A plea from one individual to another to engage in sex.

"Come on baby, give me some lovin'"

by JohnTrenton November 10, 2007

merome

A ship between Bajan Canadian and ASF Jerome. Everyone ships it.

Person 1: OMG do you ship merome?

Person 2: Yeah, its my OTP!!!

by Seven111222 January 9, 2014