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The act of having sex with oneself; masturbation.
When asked what was the kinkiest thing he had ever done, Gene could only admit to a mesome.
mesome by exsul July 16, 2008
Words you can keep
1) Cleveland Steamer
2) act of giving a man named chad a bj of epic proportions.
3) A combination of a donkey punch and a dirty sanchez.
4) the special happy place reach around

mesome has multiple definitions depending on your location in the country
Jimmy gave Chad a mesome the other night. Chad hasn't walked the same since.
mesome by Lilian Beaver January 12, 2008
Activity involving solo masturbation and watching porn
When I’m home alone and horny, I like to have a mesome
Mesome by magicwand4ver November 30, 2018

misomemeist 

"He's a misomemeist"
misomemeist by zman4593 May 26, 2016

mesomorph 

A body type of someone that gains muscle easily, is bursting with muscles, loses fat easy, has a V shaped back, thick skin, large penis and a tough jaw. Can throw around ectomorphs like rag dolls.

Typically a very sexy body type. Women that don't want a vegetarian-anorexic-looking ectomorph like these types.
Famous mesomorphs, Vin Diesel, Arnold Schwarzanegger, Bruce Willis, LL Cool J and Optimus Prime
mesomorph by mesomorphian September 1, 2010

give me some lovin' 

A plea from one individual to another to engage in sex.
"Come on baby, give me some lovin'"
give me some lovin' by JohnTrenton November 10, 2007
A ship between Bajan Canadian and ASF Jerome. Everyone ships it.
Person 1: OMG do you ship merome?

Person 2: Yeah, its my OTP!!!
merome by Seven111222 January 9, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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