Meemi
Meemi by NothingAndNothing November 8, 2016
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Meeting Tourettes
When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.
Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014
Death by 1000 meetings
As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
Death by 1000 meetings by Max86 February 10, 2014
meemee moomoo
When joining a chat you say: meemee moomoo
*ryan joins chat*
Julia: Hi Ryan
Yolis: Hello Ryan
Ryan: meemee moomoo
*ryan joins chat*
Julia: Hi Ryan
Yolis: Hello Ryan
Ryan: meemee moomoo
meemee moomoo by YOLKS December 28, 2022
Meexia
An absolutely stunning women inside and out who carries herself with poise and grace. Perpetually surprising people with her talents and insights. Thoughtful, playful and creatively tantalizing for body and mind. The face of an angel with penchant for the dark and mysterious. The type of girl with which there is never a dull moment and time seems irrelevant. End of the day she is an Ultra Rare shiny gem in the rough. If you are lucky enough to see one in the wild seize the opportunity to start a conversation. No matter how ridiculous the ice breaker, ya never she might be weird enough to like it.
Meeman
Someone who is easily blamed and is an easy target for an escape goat. He is usually the weakest member of the group. He tends to be loved and hated by all. Fails at playing Dota or WoW. He also has a favorite soda that he worships like no other, Dr Pepper, He is only known by one word, Meeman. If the Meeman dies or goes MIA, a new Meeman must take his place to keep the balance of the social group intact.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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