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Meditasturbating
v. The act of masturbating, climaxing, and achieving Nirvana such that one goes into a state of meditative trance immediately afterward.
Jim: Why was Bob grounded?
Fred: His mom's a Mormon and they don't like it when you spill your seed.
Jim: But how did he get caught?
Fred: Well, he was Meditasturbating and forgot to clean the spooge...
Jim: Ohhhhhhhh
Fred: His mom's a Mormon and they don't like it when you spill your seed.
Jim: But how did he get caught?
Fred: Well, he was Meditasturbating and forgot to clean the spooge...
Jim: Ohhhhhhhh
Meditasturbating by Daddy Whorebucks June 23, 2012
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mediaist
1.A person against government and/or the media, but not wanting an anarchy.
2.A person with views of faults within a government or the media.
2.A person with views of faults within a government or the media.
The band Rise Against is a good example. John is a mediaist, he doesn't believe the news covers everything it should. Tiffany is into politics but is a mediaist so she doesn't have any typical views.
mediaist by Kiiro_juusan May 18, 2010
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Meditasturbation
A form of meditation, typically performed by men, whereby - with the best of intentions - they go to a quiet room in their home, close the door with their iphone and AirPods. This attempt at maximizing “alone time” often results in men becoming bored of meditation turning instead to masturbation.
When done in a zen-like environment and with a relaxed mindset, this becomes a variant of guided meditation, which often leaves the Meditasturbater feeling rejuvenated and ready to start his day with a total time investment typically being not more than 3 minutes.
When done in a zen-like environment and with a relaxed mindset, this becomes a variant of guided meditation, which often leaves the Meditasturbater feeling rejuvenated and ready to start his day with a total time investment typically being not more than 3 minutes.
Friend: Have you ever tried Meditasturbation?
Stole: all the time. In fact, I got busted Meditasturbating again in my kid’s room yesterday.
Stole: all the time. In fact, I got busted Meditasturbating again in my kid’s room yesterday.
Meditasturbation by Dr. Gibberish January 22, 2023
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.