Meditist

A person who leads and teaches the art and understanding of meditation.

My new meditist taught much today about meditation!

by Abolucus March 30, 2026

Meditasturbating

v. The act of masturbating, climaxing, and achieving Nirvana such that one goes into a state of meditative trance immediately afterward.

Jim: Why was Bob grounded?

Fred: His mom's a Mormon and they don't like it when you spill your seed.

Jim: But how did he get caught?

Fred: Well, he was Meditasturbating and forgot to clean the spooge...

Jim: Ohhhhhhhh

by Daddy Whorebucks June 23, 2012

mediaist

1.A person against government and/or the media, but not wanting an anarchy.
2.A person with views of faults within a government or the media.

The band Rise Against is a good example. John is a mediaist, he doesn't believe the news covers everything it should. Tiffany is into politics but is a mediaist so she doesn't have any typical views.

by Kiiro_juusan May 18, 2010

medititulate

The practice of calming the body and mind through deep breath, focus and playing with the nipples

Please do not disturb me when I medititulate, I need it.

by Jdoggiedog July 24, 2022

medititulate

The practice of calming the mind and body through deep breath, focus and playing with one's nipples

Please do not disturb me when I medititulate, I need it.

by Jdoggiedog July 24, 2022

Meditasturbation

A form of meditation, typically performed by men, whereby - with the best of intentions - they go to a quiet room in their home, close the door with their iphone and AirPods. This attempt at maximizing “alone time” often results in men becoming bored of meditation turning instead to masturbation.

When done in a zen-like environment and with a relaxed mindset, this becomes a variant of guided meditation, which often leaves the Meditasturbater feeling rejuvenated and ready to start his day with a total time investment typically being not more than 3 minutes.

Friend: Have you ever tried Meditasturbation?

Stole: all the time. In fact, I got busted Meditasturbating again in my kid’s room yesterday.

by Dr. Gibberish January 22, 2023