medicare
Keep the government out of Medicare!
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Medicare
Person 1-Oh, that old guy is so sick! How can he pay for medical bills?
Person 2-It's okay, he's got medicare.
Person 2-It's okay, he's got medicare.
Medicare by TacoLaddyyy May 26, 2009
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MediCare
Proceeds of gambling from the streamer Medicated on twitch.tv/AussieSlots that support the slots exploits of the other two streamers, Aussie and Clamps
MediCare by ALL_IN_KAPPA July 23, 2022
Medicare For All
A single payer healthcare bill proposed in the United States that works by expanding the already existing Medicare program to cover all citizens.
Medicare For All funds healthcare through taxes, rather than paying premiums and deductibles to profit-driven insurance companies.
This is important legislation because the United States is the only developed nation that doesn’t have universal care for all of its citizens.
Medicare For All funds healthcare through taxes, rather than paying premiums and deductibles to profit-driven insurance companies.
This is important legislation because the United States is the only developed nation that doesn’t have universal care for all of its citizens.
If we had Medicare for All, then you’d never have to worry about out of pocket healthcare expenses again.
Medicare For All by XDefineThingsX May 5, 2019
medicare practitioner
A doctor who is more concerned with getting his medicare form signed than he is finding out what a patients health issues are. They will often write a prescription based on a few cursory questions to the patient, without actually examining them or seeking adequate information to diagnose health problems.
I went to see what I thought was a health care professional (doctor) because I had been suffering bad headaches for a couple of weeks, turns out he was nothing more than a medicare practitioner, he handed me a medicare slip to sign while he wrote out a prescription for painkillers and told me to attend an emergency room if they did not go away.
medicare practitioner by Titan Ace July 27, 2016
We finally beat Medicare
Joe Biden: Making sure that we’re able to make every single solitary eligible for what I’ve been able to deal with… uh… with the COVID… uh… excuse me… with dealing with… with everything we have to do with…look… uh… uh… uh… if… uh… uh… we finally beat Medicare.
Donald Trump: Well he’s right he did beat Medicare he beat it to death and he’s destroying Medicare
Donald Trump: Well he’s right he did beat Medicare he beat it to death and he’s destroying Medicare
We finally beat Medicare by nb21-rz2k August 4, 2024
Self-Medicate
v. To alleviate one's self of physical or mental pain through alternative forms such as recreational drugs or alcohol
Tom: Your back is pretty bad man, go see a doctor.
Jim: Nah brah, I'll just self-medicate with a 5th of vodka
Jim: Nah brah, I'll just self-medicate with a 5th of vodka
Self-Medicate by Chris24O April 8, 2010
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