Meaty Cock

A cock thats about as thick and juicy as the Hulk's fully flexed forearm

John "Hey guys my plumb stick is 4 inches hard does that mean i have a meaty cock?"

Kevin "Dude my meaty cock is hangin 13 inches soft.."

by MC plumbing CEO February 17, 2013

Big meaty cock

A delicious chicken cooked thoroughly and left tender and juicy

I had some big meaty cock last night! It was great! What? No I'm not a homosexual!

by Jeranamo January 1, 2016

Luigi's meaty cock

Luigi has a big cock and it's so big that Mario is really jealous.

Princess Peach: I leave you, Mario.
Mario: Why?
Princess Peach: Because of Luigi's meaty cock.

by Beter47 January 3, 2021

Giant meaty horse cock

A stupid ass math teacher who cums out of her ears.

I hate that teacher. She’s a giant meaty horse cock.

by Soapytitties69 February 6, 2021

meat-cock

A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.

"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"

by Hmanlyman February 9, 2020

meat-cock

A type of penis that is big, have the consistency of loin, and it must be stuffed in during sex.

I have a meat-cock, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

Cock Meat Cough Drop

To pour cough syrup on one's penis, and insert it into a sick person throat.

My gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. I told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a Cock Meat Cough Drop. So I drown my huge man hammer in Tussin and jammed it down his cock holster.

by Ballsagna April 1, 2015