Definitions by Hmanlyman

goutfood 

Food that consists mostly of meat, pasta, bread, fat or cheese or the combination of these, and lacks any vegetable or fruit. Named after the gout, mostly because it easy to get living on these.

Person 1: I watched another Tasty video I got almost sick of the 4th level of cheese and meat in these... meat towers...
Person 2: I feel like I'll get sick of meat thanks to this goutfood. I don't want to be vegan.

goutfood by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

meat-cock 

A type of penis that is big, have the consistency of loin, and it must be stuffed in during sex.

I have a meat-cock, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

meat-cock by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.

Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.

jerking in the punch-bowl by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

meat-cock 

A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.

"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"

meat-cock by Hmanlyman February 9, 2020