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Megaskirt 

A Realllllly large skirt (for obese women). Basically a large piece of fabric. Can also be a tent, a picnic blanket, a beach towel, a curtain, a flag, a snuggie, a toga, a table cloth, etc.
Hey Ellen, that girl has a megaskirt on, she looks like an elephant!
Megaskirt by Bahopeayo December 25, 2010

MEAT SKIRT

someone who was big at one point and lost alot of wieght often through Gastric Bypass Surgery and has left over skin from the stomach that hangs and covers the genetals and uper thighs like a skirt
dude shes got a pretty face but she needs to stop wearing belly shirts,i can see her meat skirt!!
MEAT SKIRT by petrabbit February 5, 2010

meat skirt

noun. A flap of gut that hangs over the pants, usually covering the belt. can be applied to both man or woman
Me: Damn I thought I saw this hot girl then she took off her jacket and her meat skirt fell out and covered up most of her Billy Ray Cyrus belt buckle
You: stop sleeping with my mom!
meat skirt by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

skeleton in a meatsuit 

A super skinny emaciated guy who thinks he's tough. with his skin stretched tightly over his body...showing every bone.
Look at that ridiculous skeleton in a meatsuit. haha he's going to get his ass kicked.

Meatsketeer 

A person - usually male - with an unhealthy appetite for ginormous cock.
He's such a meatsketeer! He's definitely gay.
Meatsketeer by Russel6pack June 25, 2009
Im making meatskis for dinner
Meatski by mmmmop August 29, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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