Meatsa 

What EG MONEY eats on his pizza on the beatsa when he goes to the fridge

“I go to the fridge and I eatsa some meatsa on my pizza on the beatsa”
-EG MONEY

Meatsa by realegmoney September 13, 2018

meatball parade 

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

meatball parade by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

have the meats 

A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.

“Don’t get me a gift card to Home Depot. Get me one to Lowe’s instead, because Lowe’s has the meats.”

“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”

“Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”

have the meats by young cove seasoning June 23, 2022

meatcation 

A vacation revolving solely around mass consumption of meat.

Man, I just got back from Kansas City, it was the best meatcation ever! I still have the meat sweats.

meatcation by Dec1001 August 10, 2016

Any meats a treat 

The female equivalent of "any hole is a goal".

Female 1: "Ew, don't have sex with that guy, he doesn't even have a job!!

Female 2: "Oh well, any meats a treat"

Any meats a treat by Genitahlia November 29, 2019

meatball surgery

A nickname for surgery that is meant to be performed rapidly to stabilize the patient as quickly as possible.

Amid technical innovations and changes of personnel, one thing that did not change was the MASH's basic function of performing what Capt. H. Richard Hornberger of the 8055th later called "meatball surgery." Speaking as Richard Hooker, pseudonymous author of M*A*S*H, he suggested that meatball surgery is a specialty in itself. "We are not concerned with the ultimate reconstruction of the patient. We are concerned only with getting the kid out of here alive enough for someone else to reconstruct him. Up to a point we are concerned with fingers, hands, arms and legs, but sometimes we deliberately sacrifice a leg in order to save a life, if the other wounds are more important. In fact, now and then we may lose a leg because, if we spent an extra hour trying to save it, another guy in the pre-op ward could die from being operated on too late. Our general attitude around here is that we want to play par surgery. Par is a live patient."

meatball surgery by Jack Neary August 16, 2006

Uber Meats 

Just like uber eats, but dropping dick off instead. In order to work as uber-meats driver, you need a dodge challenger or such.

Uber Meats is here, did you order extra sausage?
Uber Meats. Delivering dick on da daily

Uber Meats by lostinthefire April 21, 2020