Meathheet

To pound several mountain dews as quickly as possible.

Yo man, you just meathheeted the hell out of the soda in my fridge.

by image969 March 19, 2012

meatwheels

A fat girl in a wheelchair.

Oi oi, look out! Here comes meatwheels!

by Sanatogen December 13, 2008

Meatsheets

Bedsheets that have been covered in so much semen, that they are now more protein than cloth.

Little Jimmy was so lonely that he could cook his meatsheets like a steak

by Girthiest February 13, 2017

meatghetti

An oven cooked steak garnished in a spaghetti like sauce of tomato and herbs.

"by dang that's some good meatghetti"

by fnesr October 12, 2008

meatwheel

asshole butthole

I stuck my cock in her meatwheel.
because it has spokes.

by SRBash October 16, 2008

MeatTweet

A tweet that is created with the sole intention of provoking and engaging those with any connection to the subject.
Often the tweet is not the authentic view of the author, however the author sticks by it to cause maximum uproar and to increase likeliness of interaction with other humans on the platform.

Can you believe he REALLY thinks that ready salted are the best crisps around?

"He doesn't. It's just another MeatTweet"

by Theresamaybe January 12, 2018

meatwheeling

Masturbating while driving.

"I saw Nautica drive by a Starbucks." "I know, he was meatwheeling." "Totally inappropriate of him."

by Pug's Sea February 18, 2025