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Meatweld 

Refers to the line in the middle of your gooch, that resembles a weld (of meat). Said "meatweld" lies between the space between the butthole and the balls, also known as the taint.
Dude, your gooch looks like it was welded with meat.

Whilst Declan Kuhn was practicing his kickflips, he dunn did fucked up and 50/50'd splitting his ever so precious meat weld in half.

She drove me wild as she licked up my meatweld, over my balls, and onto the shaft.

That meat weld is holding your two legs on.
Meatweld by Declan Kuhn July 25, 2018

meatshield

1. An individual possessing high stamina and strength, often sought by weaker individuals to "Tank" or absorb large amounts of incoming damage and aggression.
Group seeking Meatshield, have priest. Please send tells.
meatshield by Kens April 13, 2006

MadWheeler 

Only the best ship in Stranger Things
Max and Mike
It’s cute
Think about it
Don’t come @ me
Example of cuteness: Max teaches Mike how to ride a skateboard. She hold his hands as he wobbled around
“Max, I’m gonna fall!” “No you aren’t, just relax *puts her hands on his cheeks and caresses his cheekbone*”
Or Mike teaches Max how to play D&D
“This makes no sense!” “Okay, calm down *softly grabs her hand* and just listen to me”

Used in a sentence:
“MadWheeler is OTP”
“It needs to be End Game
MadWheeler by Madwheelerisotp July 17, 2018

madwheeler 

i've always admired how patient she is with mike, how she continues to be his friend even when he's mean to her. like, honestly, she's snarkier with lucas and dustin than she ever is with mike, and i think it's bc she sees herself in him in a way? like when she says she's angry its because she's hurting and that she doesn't want to be angry, i think she can see that in mike. i think she can see in the way he protects will that he's a good person, that he's just going through something. and i think it's so beautiful that she can sense that in him bc honestly she's kind of the only character to seems to pick up on it, or at least she's the only one who's gentler with him because of it. everyone else in the party treats him normally, and his parents are even more on his case because of it and punish him for his attitude; max is the only one who seems to consider mike's acting out could be because of pain. which is sad, bc max sees it bc she can relate, but i also think there's potential for that to form a really beautiful bond if they acknowledge that they deal with pain in the same way. in conclusion, shut up & go stan madwheeler
madwheeler by asslicker282717 September 10, 2020

meatwheels 

Oi oi, look out! Here comes meatwheels!
meatwheels by Sanatogen December 13, 2008

meathelmet 

She was sucking on my meathelmet.
meathelmet by Chris Russell October 23, 2003