MeatTweet 

A tweet that is created with the sole intention of provoking and engaging those with any connection to the subject.
Often the tweet is not the authentic view of the author, however the author sticks by it to cause maximum uproar and to increase likeliness of interaction with other humans on the platform.

Can you believe he REALLY thinks that ready salted are the best crisps around?

"He doesn't. It's just another MeatTweet"

MeatTweet by Theresamaybe January 12, 2018

Meditweetate 

tweets that are like daily reminders for yourself, like food for thought, just random thoughts about yourself that you think others could learn from

my tweets are more like my own daily reminder, food for thought. *meditweetates*

Meditweetate by ItsYaHomeboy December 2, 2011

Metweet 

A retweet of someone else's tweet portraying the retweeter in an overly positive light.

I really should keep up with what my local MP's doing, but George Galloway's constant metweets are driving me insane.

Metweet by somnolentsurfer February 5, 2013

meatsweat

Coined by the character Joey in the sitcom 'Friends', in reference to the sweat induced by tackling a particularly large meal, eg. a whole turkey.

"Uh oh, the meatsweats are comin'!"

meatsweat by helium_raven June 1, 2004

Meathheet 

To pound several mountain dews as quickly as possible.

Yo man, you just meathheeted the hell out of the soda in my fridge.

Meathheet by image969 March 19, 2012

Meatsheets

Bedsheets that have been covered in so much semen, that they are now more protein than cloth.

Little Jimmy was so lonely that he could cook his meatsheets like a steak

Meatsheets by Girthiest February 13, 2017

meatsweats

The physical state of excessive sweating after a heavy night of alcohol and meat intake.

Hey Sean have you seen Chad today? He must have went hard last night because he's got a bad case of the meatsweats.

meatsweats by metsjets87 July 10, 2014