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Meatblast 

On the occassion that you are pissed off, or just horny, at or for another dude, you pull out your genitalia, and slap them against any part of the body of said dude. Loud yelling of "MEATBLAST!" must follow, and a joyful dance symbolizing your superiority over them.
I was taking a hot soapy shower with Brian Silvercock, and he bent over to wash off the shampoo, and I meatblasted his bare back. My friends, who were also in the shower, gave me a high five... No Homo!
Meatblast by Brian Silvercock July 30, 2009
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Meatbat muncher 

A female who voraciuosly swallows cock. She is constantly looking to give head, as if it was going out of style. Her day is based on getting a piece of "meat" in her mouth.
Dude she is such a meatbat muncher! Shes doesnt want to fuck but just suck on my cock all day
Meatbat muncher by Seth and Rman October 9, 2008

meatbasket 

I was hittin' that shit but her meatbasket was too loose broh!
meatbasket by mykestyle February 4, 2004
an unsually, freakishly large penis
'that's not a cock, that's a MEATBAT!'
meatbat by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Meatbeast 

When a person is single-mindedly devoted to athletic performance, enjoys suffering through horrendous workouts, and never quits.
See that guy doing 150 barbell thrusters at 135lbs, for time? What a Meatbeast!
Meatbeast by Alpha_SaSQUATch July 20, 2010
1. (noun) a large, floppy dong.
2. (noun) strange flying mammal that feeds soley on butchered meat.
3. (noun) an outrageous goon that frequents online gaming realms.
1. After being flogged by the meatbat, Harriet was somewhat incoherent for a spell.
2. Whilst traversing the Tasmanian basin, Dr. Farquad was assaulted by a rabid meatbat.
3. Did anybody see that guy Meatbat? What a noob.
Meatbat by SunnyCheeba April 23, 2009

Italian Meatbeat 

Italian Meatbeat means to: marinate a dudes sausage(cock) in italian seasonin!, and beatin the hell out of it
I want to Italian Meatbeat you!
No you better not!
Ill grab your sausage!
MWHAHAH!