meat helmet

n. 1)the tip of a man's penis.
2)a hat made from mpieces of meat.

Lick my meat Helmet

Marylin Manson made a groupie wear a meat helmet as he fucked her.

by jjjj April 23, 2006

Roman meat helmet

The act of placing one's balls over the eye sockets, and letting the penis fall down over the victims nose. The desired effect gives the appearance of an old roman warrior helmet.

He was really pissing me off last night so when he passed out I layed down a roman meat helmet upon him.

by Waltstar October 30, 2007

burmese meat helmet

The act of putting one's entire head in a woman's vagina.

Dude, I gave her the Burmese Meat Helmet last night.

by Snickledick McSmacky January 17, 2007