Definitions by jjjj

kick the dog 

To endanger a relationship through thougtless or insensitive behaviour. Usually used in the past tense, after the relationship has in fact ended due to said behaviour.

If I forget the missus's birthday I will really kick the dog.
I can't believe I forgot the missus's birthday. I really kicked the dog this time.

kick the dog by JJJJ July 30, 2008

brown eye 

n. 1) the anus
2) nickname for a woman who likes to engage in anal sex.

nice brown eye

that girls saving herself for marraige she's a brown eye

brown eye by jjjj May 3, 2006

meat helmet

n. 1)the tip of a man's penis.
2)a hat made from mpieces of meat.

Lick my meat Helmet

Marylin Manson made a groupie wear a meat helmet as he fucked her.

meat helmet by jjjj May 3, 2006

agloagloaglo 

what you say when you are feelung weird

i feel like being weird, agloagloaglo.

agloagloaglo by jjjj December 3, 2003