Pronunciation: /mee-boundz/
Plural of "mebound"
A "rebound" stat that only exists because you bricked your own garbage shot—on purpose. Usually flaunted by players who shoot
like they're aiming for the popcorn
guy, then chase down their own mess with holy conviction. The real magic? Acting
like each mebound was a calculated masterstroke, then flexing on the bench
like they just reinvented basketball.
Alternate
definition:
When your field goal percentage is so trash, you invent a whole
new stat line to stay relevant—mebounds: because why pass when you can just be your own assist?
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Origin:
First coined courtside by teammates too polite to say "stop shooting" and too tired to keep rebounding for you.
See also:
Stat padding
Self-sabotage with hustle
Russell Westbrick
"Trust the process"