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Mcruthers 

a man thats a little too old for sexual activity, but decides to participate in it anywases. often getting the reputation of a nice, and kind old man, Mcruthers are rather dangerous. They often lure there victums using money and have a distinctive battle cry for when they are preparing for attack. Often sporting long white hair in a ponytail, Mcruthers are very old school in bed and prefer the old fashion way of doing things.
Eric: Man, get away from there!
Kaleb, Marce, and Lachlan: why?
Eric: A Mcruthers lives there
Marce: Ouuuuuuuouuuuuuu
Mcruthers by long_rod_tsunami June 2, 2010
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yo muthers an animal! 

Hey you with the boom box, yo muthers an animal!
yo muthers an animal! by I, Wreckerrr February 11, 2017

scruthers 

when you swear on your penis’ life
‘ayo burney a rhombus scruthers still’
or
person 1: ‘my penis is massive’
person 2: ‘aight say scruthers’
scruthers by still/styll June 9, 2023

mcnutterson 

Marlborough speak for something, or a situation that can be described as being very good, in an extreme sense.
D: "Im goin on a date with that sweet biddy tonight Oksana."

C:"Mcnutterson, have a good time man"
mcnutterson by dee-nasty September 1, 2011

Molly McButtersquash 

When the female partner mounts her male counterpart from the cowgirl possition, taking the load, then jumping up for the face ride, while pushing out the marshmellows....
Brenda rode me so hard, I couldn't resist giving her my fluffernutter, but regretted it after she gave me the Molly Mcbuttersquash facial.

Scruthers 

Swear on Sister, Cousins, Brothers + Mothers and Fathers lives (all inclusive)
Or instead of the word genuinely.
Person 1: I've got a gf still
Person 2: Say scruthers

Person 1: Scruthers i just passed my exam
Person 2: aight say less still

cruthers 

A boy of extremely haggard nature; one who enjoys the activities of pooping against trees, praising the lord, and throwing 2x4's at his brother; an alias for anyone seeking to look like an assclown.
A guy loses a bet to a friend and has to embarass himself in front of a hot girl. He walks up and says, "Hi, I'm Cruthers".
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