A boy of extremely haggard nature; one who enjoys the activities of pooping against trees, praising the lord, and throwing 2x4's at his brother; an alias for anyone seeking to look like an assclown.
A guy loses a bet to a friend and has to embarass himself in front of a hot girl. He walks up and says, "Hi, I'm Cruthers".
by CruthersChildhoodFriend April 2, 2004