Mcdonkey

A middle aged white male who complains about everything that doesn’t go his way.

Why’s he acting like a Mcdonkey just because he got stuck on midnights.

by Denzel wendell March 7, 2019

Fisty McDonkey Punch

When a woman with sizable hands, like that of the hammer of Thor, uses them to deal irreparable damage to her partner's colon. While in the act of fisting her partner, the woman donkey punches her partner in the side, causing the partner to scream. When this occurs, the woman shoves a McChicken into the open mouth.

I was hungry AND horny last night. It was a good thing she have me the old Fisty McDonkey Punch.

by The REAL McDonkey Punch June 6, 2011

McConkey

Badass motherfucker.

See that guy, he's such a McConkey...
Yeah, he must be headboy or something!

by Boom12345 July 20, 2011

Isaac Mcconkey

An Isaac Mcconkey is when your mate or close aquantance has extreme hemmorrhoids, a common saying derrived from Northern England.

Daisy: “The doctors said I have an insane Isaac Mcconkey at the moment”.
Connor: “That’s terrible Daisy, you should be more careful on the shitter!”

by Anthony.B June 22, 2022

The McConkey Special

The act of puking, shitting, and ejaculating, all within one night.

“Hey, did you have a good night last night?”

“It was the best, I did The McConkey Special!”

by Various meats January 27, 2019

mcdonken

when you want to say donken and mcdonalds at the same time.

let,s go to mcdonken
lol

by muesn 69 September 7, 2017

McMonkeywalker

A kid that walks like a monkey, hides in trees, and sits in rubbish bins eating bananas.

You are a McMonkeywalker.
Today you are looking like a McMonkeywalker.

by Callum Hemsley March 1, 2008