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A middle aged white male who complains about everything that doesn’t go his way.
Why’s he acting like a Mcdonkey just because he got stuck on midnights.
Mcdonkey by Denzel wendell March 7, 2019
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Fisty McDonkey Punch 

When a woman with sizable hands, like that of the hammer of Thor, uses them to deal irreparable damage to her partner's colon. While in the act of fisting her partner, the woman donkey punches her partner in the side, causing the partner to scream. When this occurs, the woman shoves a McChicken into the open mouth.
I was hungry AND horny last night. It was a good thing she have me the old Fisty McDonkey Punch.
Badass motherfucker.
See that guy, he's such a McConkey...
Yeah, he must be headboy or something!
McConkey by Boom12345 July 20, 2011

Isaac Mcconkey 

An Isaac Mcconkey is when your mate or close aquantance has extreme hemmorrhoids, a common saying derrived from Northern England.
Daisy: “The doctors said I have an insane Isaac Mcconkey at the moment”.
Connor: “That’s terrible Daisy, you should be more careful on the shitter!”
Isaac Mcconkey by Anthony.B June 22, 2022

The McConkey Special 

The act of puking, shitting, and ejaculating, all within one night.
Hey, did you have a good night last night?”

“It was the best, I did The McConkey Special!”

mcdonken 

when you want to say donken and mcdonalds at the same time.
let,s go to mcdonken
lol
mcdonken by muesn 69 September 7, 2017

McMonkeywalker 

A kid that walks like a monkey, hides in trees, and sits in rubbish bins eating bananas.
You are a McMonkeywalker.
Today you are looking like a McMonkeywalker.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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