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John McClane 

n proper: Protagonist of the Die Hard series and BAMF who transcends humanity.
v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.
n: Who do you think you are, John McClane?
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Mannhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a hilicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a heicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation

"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)
John McClane by Sean KF December 15, 2008

Micky mcclean

A term used to describe a cat if it is fatter than obese and has a mass over 1,000,000Kg.
Omg that cat was as big as Micky Mcclean

mcleaned 

to be killed off a show unnecessarily so as not to be able to return to the show. Comes from when McLean Stevenson was killed off M*A*S*H when his character was going home, thus preventing him from ever being part of the show again.
Damn, he must have pissed someone off since he got McLeaned!!
mcleaned by SweetTaterz August 14, 2010
verb (Ma-klay-ne) - to educate with pain, defeat or just lay a smackdown.

Taken from the character Bruce Willis portrays in the Die Hard films.
"Don't make me McClane your ass"

That dude just "McClaned" the shit out of that burger.

McClane by Leon Frey July 5, 2008

John McClane 

The star of Die Hard, and anyone wearing a vest!
When you say John McClane, you should roll up your sleeves to symbolise a vest!
John McClane by Double Exit April 16, 2006

McCleney 

the mccleneys own
McCleney by yay! March 4, 2003