McSplat
This is when a girl touches a man's dick, and the man can not hold his load for more than 15 seconds, and spludges everywhere.
McSplat by Butch Hornswaggle October 5, 2009
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McSplash by MetalMonkey June 16, 2009
McSplashin
The act of riding around in a car at night with a stockpile of Micky Dee's waters (no ice) and throwing them at people walking down the side of the road. The Trailer Park is another ideal location to perform this activity.
The funniest and most accurate technique is to pull up next to someone and pretend to ask them for directions. After they give you the directions you say "Thanks, hope you have a real McShitty day!" and cowardly drench their ass as they walk away, then hit the gas.
P.S. This sport has a few morals. No ice, head shots, hitting girls, old people, kids, or homeless people, and hitting moving cars is also not recommended. Remember the goal is to piss people off not hurt them.
The funniest and most accurate technique is to pull up next to someone and pretend to ask them for directions. After they give you the directions you say "Thanks, hope you have a real McShitty day!" and cowardly drench their ass as they walk away, then hit the gas.
P.S. This sport has a few morals. No ice, head shots, hitting girls, old people, kids, or homeless people, and hitting moving cars is also not recommended. Remember the goal is to piss people off not hurt them.
1. Pile in the Infamous Red Jeep! Lets hit the drive-thru and do some McSplashin!
2. Do you think 12 waters will be enough to go McSplashin for the whole night?
3. That poor guy, already lives in a trailer park and now he has to watch over his shoulder for a McSlashin.
2. Do you think 12 waters will be enough to go McSplashin for the whole night?
3. That poor guy, already lives in a trailer park and now he has to watch over his shoulder for a McSlashin.
McSplashin by Slickj October 20, 2011
McSplaining
When McDonalds tries to explain how their chemical-laden processed food is fresh, natural and healthy.
McSplaining: "See, here's our natural potatoes coming into this factory... here's where we send them through the slicing machine, here's where we fry them... oh, and pay no attention here... it's just where we dip them in ***dextrose*** and ***sodium acid pyrophosphate***."
McSplaining by ephemeralman January 23, 2015
misplate
To order the wrong dish in a dining establishment. To make poor menu choices, especially in a very "foodie" restaurant.
We went to Jean Georges, but we misplated and ended up disappointed. Next time, we'll see what The N.Y. Times recommends on the menu and stick with that.
misplate by Jennifer Lynn Scott September 21, 2009
McSplaining
When a person with Dyspraxia takes in information the wrong way and retaliates back with their own answer which has nothing to do with what the person said
Johnnys mother ask Johnny how he was today and Johnny replys with "What is their something wrong with me whats wrong with me" and Johnnys mother says "Sweetheart your McSplaining again I just wanted to know how you are"
McSplaining by OllieTheRabbit July 2, 2019