McSplat 

This is when a girl touches a man's dick, and the man can not hold his load for more than 15 seconds, and spludges everywhere.

Damn guy you couldn't hold your load and mcsplatted all over her.

McSplat by Butch Hornswaggle October 5, 2009

macsplat 

When a male masturbates over some serious porn and spunks on his mac book, it can be a screen shot or the keyboard!

Chris " i fucked my right hand last night and did a macsplat, dude you should seen that shit, it went f***** everywhere man"

macsplat by JRF17 December 2, 2010

McSplash 

The act of using a fast food restaurant solely for the purpose of using the toilet facilities.

I'm just nipping for a McSplash

McSplash by MetalMonkey June 16, 2009

McSplashin 

The act of riding around in a car at night with a stockpile of Micky Dee's waters (no ice) and throwing them at people walking down the side of the road. The Trailer Park is another ideal location to perform this activity.

The funniest and most accurate technique is to pull up next to someone and pretend to ask them for directions. After they give you the directions you say "Thanks, hope you have a real McShitty day!" and cowardly drench their ass as they walk away, then hit the gas.

P.S. This sport has a few morals. No ice, head shots, hitting girls, old people, kids, or homeless people, and hitting moving cars is also not recommended. Remember the goal is to piss people off not hurt them.

1. Pile in the Infamous Red Jeep! Lets hit the drive-thru and do some McSplashin!
2. Do you think 12 waters will be enough to go McSplashin for the whole night?
3. That poor guy, already lives in a trailer park and now he has to watch over his shoulder for a McSlashin.

McSplashin by Slickj October 20, 2011

McSplaining 

When McDonalds tries to explain how their chemical-laden processed food is fresh, natural and healthy.

McSplaining: "See, here's our natural potatoes coming into this factory... here's where we send them through the slicing machine, here's where we fry them... oh, and pay no attention here... it's just where we dip them in ***dextrose*** and ***sodium acid pyrophosphate***."

McSplaining by ephemeralman January 23, 2015

misplate

To order the wrong dish in a dining establishment. To make poor menu choices, especially in a very "foodie" restaurant.

We went to Jean Georges, but we misplated and ended up disappointed. Next time, we'll see what The N.Y. Times recommends on the menu and stick with that.

misplate by Jennifer Lynn Scott September 21, 2009

McSplaining 

When a person with Dyspraxia takes in information the wrong way and retaliates back with their own answer which has nothing to do with what the person said

Johnnys mother ask Johnny how he was today and Johnny replys with "What is their something wrong with me whats wrong with me" and Johnnys mother says "Sweetheart your McSplaining again I just wanted to know how you are"

McSplaining by OllieTheRabbit July 2, 2019