a school in Manteca, CA where the principal looks like a king neptune from spongebob without his crown. This school contains you basic white girl, trynna be hood rat, bts group, and annoying little kids. If you want your child to grow up a dumb bitch send them Mcparland
thomas mcparland is an infamous personality known for being the head of the league of extraordinary abortionists, and the subject of many a hate group. he is also known for his flamboyant homosexual tendencies.
Thomas Mcparland enjoys long moonlit walks on the beach while holding hands and watching the stars...and by that I mean huntin babies.
This a swell man who enjoys hanging out with his friends. He enjoys simple things and loves spice bags. He tends to be whipped in a relationship and is always leaves his friends to FaceTime her. Apart from this he is very sound and normally has a great gaff
Wow you hanging out with ulyana again, you're being a real Ross Mcparland
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.