A nerd who has not yet reached puberty mentally and has not yet expressed an interest in the opposite sex. Mainly of the male species and often plays Megaman or PSP or similar video games and has lame LAN parties and such.

"Hey, that guy's kinda cute. Wanna go talk to him?"
"Are you kidding me? Only from this far away. Up close, he's the epitome of a loser mcloserson!"

Loser Mcloserson by hey797 March 15, 2010

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loser mcloserson

Any guy who is a science nerd, doesn't yet like girls, plays random video games, and talks to teachers for fun. Often named Martin.

Omg that kid is such a Loser Mcloserson

loser mcloserson by losermcloserson January 13, 2010

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McLoone

A warm, soft breeze, smelling of milk that subsequently arouses homosexuals.

"Dude can you feel that McLoone coming in from the East?"
"Yeah it's totally turning Jimmy on, he's so gay."

McLoone by m0nster p00p May 18, 2015

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Loose McGoose

A dirty, slutty, whore of a woman. Loose refers to the elasticity of her oft-used vagina.

(At your friend's wedding, a hot, yet obviously slutty girl is on the dance floor, dropping it to the floor and flashing everyone her vag)

Kai: Yo, did you see that girl in the black dress?
Drew: With the brown hair? You mean Jessica. I know her from college.
Kai: Oh... Is she Loose McGoose?
Drew: I mean, she's been known to suck a dick or four...

Loose McGoose by K. Magnus November 30, 2011

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