McKoon

A big, dumb, fat, out-of-control animal that uses its over-sized cranium to reak havoc and knock over people and furniture, much like a rhino.

All that jerkoff does is get drunk and destroy property, what a fucking McKoon.

by Bob Sammarco December 22, 2003

McKoon

A male who vociferously spouts off anti-gay bigotry in order to hide the shame he feels for being a closeted homosexual

Jack - Did you hear Josh tell that terrible gay joke? Who thinks that's funny?

Jill - Yeah. What a McKoon!

by That Georgia Progressive September 3, 2016

mcpoon

A girl who you really want to sleep with but afterwards feel sort of depressed that you did. Normally requires vomiting or a gym session to clear your mind. Very similar to the feeling you get after you eat McDonalds.

Bro 1: last night i totally did some mcpoon, want to hit the gym after class so i can get over it?
Bro 2: sure bro, i normally vomit to get over mcpoon, you should try it.

by do'er April 1, 2011

Mcdoon

He makes the ladies mcswoon

"The names Mcdoon, and I make the ladies *kisses hand* Mcswoon"

by TheRubyObelisk April 12, 2020

Eoin Mckeon

The god of sex terms and jokes alike. Gets all the bitches, hoes, all while being an avid reddit user. The funniest man on the planet

“I’ve just made the greatest sex joke of all time” “You’re taking after the god himself, Eoin mckeon”

by Mergay Wog January 21, 2022

Harry Mckeon

A tall, slim male who looks is frequently mistaken for fictional character, Where's Wally. Currently dating. Also known as leader of the Harry Mckeon religion. Tends to be stalked by ex-harry mckeon religion member P W. Harry Mckeons' also tend to look good in white. Resides at Nudgee.

Where's Harry Mckeon?

by red cap day October 18, 2008

McLoone

A warm, soft breeze, smelling of milk that subsequently arouses homosexuals.

"Dude can you feel that McLoone coming in from the East?"
"Yeah it's totally turning Jimmy on, he's so gay."

by m0nster p00p May 18, 2015