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A McFound is a term used to describe someone with a complete and utter lack of ability to complete a task. McFound's are also people who have no idea what is going on, especially in situations where what is going on isn't that confusing.
"Oh my, isn't he such a McFound"
McFound by Spinmaster J September 11, 2020
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Father McFondles 

Generic name for a priest who molests children.
No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!
Father McFondles by Procket Man April 5, 2015

McPounder 

A hamburger creation in which the diner orders two Double Quarter Pounders from McDonalds. The two burgers are then combined after taking the top bun off of one and the bottom bun off the other.
After fasting for three days, I went to McDonalds and ordered a McPounder.
McPounder by GameQ June 23, 2009

Ronald McFondle 

Fondling or molesting someone while the said molester is dressed as a clown.
Jon Ronald McFondled me in Religion Class today.

mcfondle 

to diss somebody in a way which may leave them feeling fondled
haha!!! you just got mcfondled sucka!
mcfondle by 65846 March 14, 2010

McPounder 

When you are having sex in the McDonald's playground. You only have a 1% chance of getting caught, as most employees don't fuck around in the play area.
Molly: Hey, wanna go "play" in the play pen?
John: I wouldn't do that with her, Billy. I heard she's a real hoe.
Billy: Bullshit, John, she's MY hoe! I'm gonna give her a BIG OL' McPounder in the playground tunnels!
McPounder by RedRabbit1987 February 19, 2019

Ranch McPounder

When 2 people engage in anal sex, but before doing so, the giver grabs a bottle of ranch and pours it into the receiver's anus. After pouring it in, the giver pounds his penis in the receiver's anus thus creating the Ranch McPounder.
I invited Judy over this weekend and surprised her with a Ranch McPounder!
Ranch McPounder by slimtim December 15, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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