A nerd who has not yet reached puberty mentally and has not yet expressed an interest in the opposite sex. Mainly of the male species and often plays Megaman or PSP or similar video games and has lame LAN parties and such.

"Hey, that guy's kinda cute. Wanna go talk to him?"
"Are you kidding me? Only from this far away. Up close, he's the epitome of a loser mcloserson!"

Loser Mcloserson by hey797 March 15, 2010

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loser mcloserson

Any guy who is a science nerd, doesn't yet like girls, plays random video games, and talks to teachers for fun. Often named Martin.

Omg that kid is such a Loser Mcloserson

loser mcloserson by losermcloserson January 13, 2010

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Blocky McBlockerstein

A Female that blocks an individual from Instant Messanger for no aparent reason, usually to avoid possible ackward confrontation.

It is not understood if the Blocky McBlockerstein understands that the one who is being blocked is aware that they are being blocked. The Blocky McBlockerstein may not really care.

"Hey Blocky McBlockerstein, ya, I know you did it, whore!"

Blocky McBlockerstein by chmcarro November 1, 2006

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closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

closey mccloserson by jane February 18, 2005

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Broey McBroster

A name given to a guy who emanates the essence of a bro in its purest form. See definition of bro

Yeah, I did hear about the party Broey McBroster, but I also heard how you *didn't* do that chick, got slapped multiple times, and spent your night puking all over the 4 polos you were wearing.

Broey McBroster by TheBroStopsHere August 7, 2010

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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