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any person (or teacher) who is a pain in the *insert rude word here*

Cunty McTwat 

when someone is such a pussy the only word to best describe them is Cunty McTwat
man.. Anthony is such a pussy, he wouldn't ask that chick out. i'm going to start calling him Cunty McTwat
Cunty McTwat by jhawkins December 4, 2010

Mayor McTwat

1. A person who is a twat to everything and anything that moves into their line of sight.

2. someone who has been defined as a twat, but goes above and beyond the duties of a regular twat.

Mayor McTwat usually resides in doucheville population him.
"Man, Zach needs to go be Mayor McTwat somewhere else..."

"Why don't you go back to your cushy desk job as Mayor McTwat of doucheville, population you."
A McDonald's sandwich constructed by ordering both a Filet

O' Fish and McChicken -OR- 4pc. Chicken Nugget, then combining said fish & chicken into one sandwich TO RULE THEM ALL.

-in the same fashion as a 'McGangbang'.
Ive got a taste for something that smells like fish & tastes like chicken... Imma order me a McTwat!!
McTwat by epis555 June 30, 2011

Cunty McTwat Twat 

Similar to Spanklenuts but worth the extra Syllables. A person who consistently performs in a twatty manner and needs to take the effort not to be such a cock.
Who keeps taking the newspaper from our crew room?

Oh, Lachlan does.

He is such a Cunty McTwat Twat
Cunty McTwat Twat by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

Cunty McTwat 

the most bad ass bitch you'll ever meet. this girl will kiss you, break your nose and chug a bucket full of whiskey in 30 seconds
did she just spit out a chainsaw?? what a Cunty McTwat!
Cunty McTwat by Candy Candertits January 10, 2011