McTwat 

A McDonald's sandwich constructed by ordering both a Filet

O' Fish and McChicken -OR- 4pc. Chicken Nugget, then combining said fish & chicken into one sandwich TO RULE THEM ALL.

-in the same fashion as a 'McGangbang'.

Ive got a taste for something that smells like fish & tastes like chicken... Imma order me a McTwat!!

McTwat by epis555 June 30, 2011

Cunty McTwat 

when someone is such a pussy the only word to best describe them is Cunty McTwat

man.. Anthony is such a pussy, he wouldn't ask that chick out. i'm going to start calling him Cunty McTwat

Cunty McTwat by jhawkins December 4, 2010

Mayor McTwat

1. A person who is a twat to everything and anything that moves into their line of sight.

2. someone who has been defined as a twat, but goes above and beyond the duties of a regular twat.

Mayor McTwat usually resides in doucheville population him.

"Man, Zach needs to go be Mayor McTwat somewhere else..."

"Why don't you go back to your cushy desk job as Mayor McTwat of doucheville, population you."

Mayor McTwat by blackberryaddict1226 October 8, 2009

Cunty McTwat Twat 

Similar to Spanklenuts but worth the extra Syllables. A person who consistently performs in a twatty manner and needs to take the effort not to be such a cock.

Who keeps taking the newspaper from our crew room?

Oh, Lachlan does.

He is such a Cunty McTwat Twat

Cunty McTwat Twat by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

Cunty McTwat 

the most bad ass bitch you'll ever meet. this girl will kiss you, break your nose and chug a bucket full of whiskey in 30 seconds

did she just spit out a chainsaw?? what a Cunty McTwat!

Cunty McTwat by Candy Candertits January 10, 2011

mctater 

When someone daddy hacks a no doubt homerun in the great sport of baseball

That man just hit a mctater

mctater by firebot943 November 6, 2019

McTwitches

A term coined by Murgan Spurlock in his documentary Super Size Me, this refers to the nervousness and anxiety that occurs after eating lots of McDonalds. This is usually caused by consuming lots of Coke or sugary soda from McDonald's - which is filled with High Fructose Corn Syrup. One starts twitching involuntarily, and often one feels like running around while flailing one's arms wildly and jumping constantly, all while yelling "I'm lovin' it - dadadadadaaa I'm lovin' it!"

Mark: "Dude, after drinking this 24 ounce Coke from McDonald's yesterday, I started feeling really nervous and crazy. And then after eating that sundae, it was all over."

John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."

Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."

John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."

Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."

John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.

Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."

John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."

McTwitches by Adel7 September 8, 2007