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Crotch muppet 

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.
Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.
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Muppet Neck 

when white boy be all at the disco
You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck
Muppet Neck by ajrodz February 13, 2015

Project Mbappé 

The sole objective for a parent (mainly a father to a son) to live vicariously through their child into making them a footballer at the highest professional level. This may involve rigorous training exercises from toddler-hood all the way to adolescence, and taking pride in their first nutmeg during their school tournament.
Jheeeeze your boy really top binsed that? Project Mbappé looking like it's moving faaassst!
Project Mbappé by thfcJak May 24, 2020

Project Mbappe 

Dean's life goal to get Tommy T with Ray Mond. He spends all his time trying to get them together and lives vicariously through Tommy as he was rejected by Carmella so badly he ICUed.
"Project Mbappe is leng styll" - Tommy T

Gutter Muppet 

A Fall River, MA hood rat that tries to scam people out of money with sob stories about her car being "stolen" when its really been repossessed, having cancer when she doesn't, and makes up stories about domestic abuse and being robbed.
This girl Britany, is such a gutter muppet.

Muppetesque 

Adjective describing a person who, as a result of extensive plastic surgery, now looks more like a muppet than a human.
That Real Housewife has had so much plastic surgery, she looks positively muppetesque.
Muppetesque by K-Murda March 11, 2013