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This bald 5'10 is known for making 700000000000000000$ a second, and rejecting Real Madrid for cash. He also owns Paris Saint Germain. And he is the fastest man alive. Born in Paris, Mbapaypal has his lovely parents, Fayza Lamari, Wilfried Mbapaypal. He also has a younger brother (Ethan Mbapaypal). As of now, you can find Mbapaypal on the streets of Paris threating to send Pionel Pessi to Salford FC.
"Hey, I rejected an offer from McDonalds to stay at walmart because i'm making more money. And I get to own a partial part of McDonalds. I know I said I would go to Walmart but I love money."

"Ewwww. Your such an Mbapaypal."
Mbapaypal by Pionel Pessi August 27, 2022
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A ninja turtle from paris who chose money and the farmer’s league instead of the champions league.
A: Yo mbappe chose psg instead of madrid

B: Mpaypal
mpaypal by CFCPoisson June 16, 2022
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It is often referred to a football/soccer player who is hungry for money and can do anything for money
Players like mpaypal rejected championships league to play in uber eats.
Mpaypal by Soumik May 28, 2022
A french fraud who statpadds against farmers in farmers league and is greedy for money who ghosts in big games
Mpaypal is the biggest fraud in the world
Mpaypal by S4gio December 4, 2022
A turtle from France, best known for playing in Farmers league in an attempt to become a billionaire and escape big teams in LaLiga. His fans claim the world cup in Qatar to be rigged, but they don't want to accept the fact that Mpaypal is a pen merchant.
Mpaypal will overtake Elon Musk, I see.
Mpaypal by Harry Maguire GOAT April 15, 2023
A french turtle who likes uber and money. Biggest fraud in sports history.
Only scores in farmers league.
Lost the world cup final L
1: Did you see Mbappe's Hattrick?
2: Mpaypal farmers league stinky poopoo
Mpaypal by I_Like_Porn January 6, 2023
A greedy individual which denies the opportunity for greater achievements for money and wealth.
“Did you see Mpaypal is staying at Paris saint germain again? Yes, he is a greedy turtle.”
Mpaypal by Ruxy September 26, 2023
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