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Anyone named Maywell probably has the fattest cock alive. Would tear you apart, 10/10
Person 1: 'Hey, you talk to Maywell recently?'
Person 2: Yeah. He fucked me so hard last night
Person 1: Lucky bitch
Maywell by anonymous July 31, 2022
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Maybelle 

Maybelle is someone who is fierce and brave. She is powerful and she always strives for greatness. She's a gorgeous gal that is perfect in every aspects. When a girl named Maybelle comes into your life, do not leave her because that'll be your greatest mistake and you're going to regret leaving an almost perfect person. She likes having a good time with the people she treasures the most. She is a keeper, a good friend and a considerate partner. She's a magnet, attracting positivity and love. She also attracts lots of guys. She is impatient, yet, she can be patient with someone whom she truly loves. Her name is uncommon but trust me, if you meet her, you're going to have the urge to keep her forever. She also loves adventures and she likes trying new things.
Maybelle is a gorgeous woman with a brave heart. She likes to lead and help others. She is an independent woman with a soft personality.
Maybelle by heyhowdy June 8, 2021

Maxwell LeVan 

“Look! It’s Maxwell LeVan! Let’s see if he’ll do a card trick for us”

Maybelline 

Septic firm based in New York producing over-priced slap for slappers.
Maybe she’s born with it (a face like a dog’s arse with a hat on), maybe it’s Maybelline.
Maybelline by AKACroatalin August 8, 2015

Maxwell LeVan 

Maxwell LeVan is an American internet personality, record producer, singer, and professional card magician. As well as posting on his own YouTube channel, he runs the Maxwell LeVan Show, his record label TL Records, and a TikTok account with over 70,000 followers and 30 million views.
I was just watching the Maxwell LeVan Show!
Maxwell LeVan by billsevern December 9, 2020

mr. maxwell 

Hey look it's Mr. Maxwell, he's a real dinosaur!
mr. maxwell by BillyL3 May 14, 2016
Me
I am Maxwell.
Maxwell by rocketzot May 30, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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