Defines a female swimmer with a supreme lack of pessimism, loves abuse, and, in her spare time, stares slack-jawed into the distance. There is also reason to suspect that, regardless of apparent hair color, she is truly a blonde. Typically is rather well endowed.
See Also: Narcissist; you will find many pictures of herself that she took herself on her online profiles.
See Also: Narcissist; you will find many pictures of herself that she took herself on her online profiles.
Douche of a Coach: Today we're going to swim The Eliminator!
Mayrena: Yay!
Douche of a Coach: And you can't breathe!
Mayrena: Yay!
Fellow Swimmer: Hey, Mayrena.
Mayrena: Yeah?
Fellow Swimmer: Nice boobs.
Mayrena: Yay!
Mayrena: Yay!
Douche of a Coach: And you can't breathe!
Mayrena: Yay!
Fellow Swimmer: Hey, Mayrena.
Mayrena: Yeah?
Fellow Swimmer: Nice boobs.
Mayrena: Yay!
by PahahahahaRS January 30, 2010