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Texas Marinara 

This is when you have more red cards in your hand than black cards.
After getting dealt all hearts, I announced to the table “I have a Texas Marinara
Texas Marinara by LaHound June 28, 2018

Marinara 

An Italian word, literally meaning 'sailor style', referencing the coarse nature of seamen and their perceived propensity for the anus.
Come here Cecil so I can give you a good rogering... marinara style
Marinara by jahRambo May 8, 2011

noodling the marinara 

When a man sucks on the string of a woman's tampon starting at the end of the string and sucking until his mouth reaches her menstruating vagina. Noodling the marinara normally involves multiple repititions of sucking on the string but can involve only one repitition.
Noodling the marinara is similar to the scene in Lady and the Tramp where the 2 dogs are eating spaghetti and end up kissing. The primary difference is that the woman doesn't need to do anything and instead of sucking on a spaghetti noodle, the man is sucking on a tampon string.
Its a good thing I was on the rag otherwise I'd never know how good he was at noodling the marinara.

marinara muff dive 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.
Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!
marinara muff dive by Mufftruck November 12, 2016

muscles marinara

your in a public place with your friends a jacked guy is walkin around you go "look at muscles marinara over there"

muff marinara

Slang term for a woman's menstrual fluids.
That sick bastard likes to lick his wife's muff marinara!!!
muff marinara by Honorarius April 26, 2006