Alfonso's definitions

mortisha

Variable use noun.

1. a bad situation
2. cards are stacked against you

cluster fuck

That exam was a mortisha.

by alfonso May 4, 2004

nir

a word meaning nigger. used by niggers and some honkies.

clean the toilet, nir.

by alfonso November 24, 2004

doobledinsky

noun. multiple dudinskies.

A doobledinsky occurs when one feels that a shit is finished and just before getting up, another dudinsky follows

Sean had to take a doobledinsky in his pants because he was sleeping outside.

by alfonso May 2, 2004

cmunt

<i>noun</i>

1. A person who insists on poisson arrival even if no one is even coming to your party.

<i>adj.</I>

2. Related Word dudinsky

<i>All Grammatical Areas</i>

3. The original, old school, dirty version of smunt. It's pronounced the same.

1. He is a cmunt.

2. Jay acted in a cmuntly manner.

3. You cmunted that cmunt in a very cmuntly manner.

by alfonso January 19, 2005

malinsky

noun.

1. A liesurely shit
2. A shit taken at your own home or in the trust tree

mortinsk

Ben took a two-hour mortinsk after partaking of some spicy sausage.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

mortinsky

noun. A loose shit.

dudinsky
doobledinsky

Brian had to drop a mortinsky before Survivor came on.

by alfonso May 4, 2004

dudinsky

noun.

1. extremely large shit
2. odoriforous stool caused by excessive consumption of alcohol and spicy food

Jay had to take a dudinsky during the exam.

by alfonso May 2, 2004