Maypo

Maypo is a term for a video gamer who while playing multi-player games where one team opposes another in simulated warfare/combat, camps by the enemies spawn site for easy kills (spawn-camps) giving the enemy no chance at victory.

For example: While playing Ghost Recon Advanced Warfare multi-player online on a video game console, a Maypo would be hiding out of site behind an enemies spawn site killing the enemy as they spawn giving the enemy no chance of victory.

by Morgazm703 May 12, 2009

Maypo

Maypo is a person who has a genuine heart, she loves punching people but shes a really nice person. Maypo is the type to probably hit you if she finds things funny, her punches would probably knock you into a coma and would probably make you levitate to heaven. She loves taking care of her family, Loves swearing and loves her whites IYKYK ;, she loves her RNB and Rap and NEVER disrespects her elders. She is usually shy but once you get to know her she a really nice person (if you dont piss her off) She loves baking/cooking and loves staying at home.

"OMG Maypo I didn't know you liked to bake"

"MAYPO HELP SHES TRYING TO HIT ME"

by tata0t7 April 5, 2022

mayaonee

To utilize physics in order to explode cats out of hatred for weebs/anime. (Also referred to as mayonnaise in Arizona)

Look at that marwn , Im going to totally mayaonee his cat

by theimposteriscai May 15, 2023

Mayo Crew

the Mayo crew is a large crowd of idk, about 1,000 teens world wide, they are the underground fanbase of the infamously erotic rapper, DJ Unacceptable

first person: Who are you talking to?

second person: bruh the disrespect, dis the Mayo Crew!

first person: sorry dude, can I join?

second person: only if you bring some weed first.

by SKYWIZARD2193 May 13, 2020

maybot

A robot that is currently in the role of Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland.

The Maybot will often get caught in a loop and repeat meaningless phrases, such as "strong and secure government" or "brexit means brexit" rather than revealing actual policy

Waiter : what can I get you for breakfast
Maybot: breakfast shows why we need a strong and stable government

Person 1: what time is it?

Maybot: strong and stable government

by Drprim April 30, 2017

Dirty Mayo Hotlink

You will need: 1 hotlink (or sausage if you prefer) and 1 hotdog bun
Dirty Mayo Hotlink: The act of ejaculating into the anus of another person, once done you must shove a hotlink (or sausage) into their rectum and then have them squeeze it out on a hotdog bun, You will then proceed to feed it to them.

Damn bro! I just gave that bitch a Dirty Mayo Hotlink and she wanted seconds!!!

I had some leftovers from the barbecue I didn't know what to do with, Then I remembered how much my mom likes Dirty Mayo Hotlinks!!!

Dude I just gave my sister a Dirty Mayo Hotlink but it burned the tip of my Dick!!! "Well that's because you're supposed to blow your load in her ass first before you shove in the Hotlink you fucktard"!!!

by Jonez82 October 3, 2013

Malpotusment

Malpotusement: A bad Presidential Administration. Mal in French is (bad) and the rest is easy to figure out.

Four years of malpotusment is long enough, but eight years of malpotusment is unfair punishment for everyone.

Malpotusment exists whenever the administration in government does not serve in the best interest and welfare of the majority of US citizens.

by Doublebogey August 24, 2006