Mayorga
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mayorga by Anonymous_Stranger_WhoEATSfood November 18, 2016
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Mike Mayoral
Another twitter donnie (like Alvin Thomas) writing cringey captions on perfect videos. Him and his monotonous tweets often appear WITH said videos when being posted by memepages on Instagram etc, as a means of:
1. Making their videos stand out (to prevent a user from scrolling past the post)
2. To provide and implement a bit of life into the post because memepages are often lazy and run out of things to say in a caption
3. Gaining traction and exposure by forcing a reaction/comment out of a user who desires to comment on the annoying tweet provided by Mike Mayoral
4. All of the above
1. Making their videos stand out (to prevent a user from scrolling past the post)
2. To provide and implement a bit of life into the post because memepages are often lazy and run out of things to say in a caption
3. Gaining traction and exposure by forcing a reaction/comment out of a user who desires to comment on the annoying tweet provided by Mike Mayoral
4. All of the above
Person A: Bro why does this guy, Mike Mayoral, always appear on random-ass memes these days?
Person B: I don’t know man but he’s so annoying.
Person B: I don’t know man but he’s so annoying.
Mike Mayoral by Withered Thief October 31, 2021
mayogater
twitter definition: if you are a mayo gater you don’t believe that hen actually ate mayo
tumblr definition: if you are a mayo gater you believe that hen ate the mayo
tumblr definition: if you are a mayo gater you believe that hen ate the mayo
mayogater by kadey wadey November 30, 2020
mayorkas
A man's foreskin that hasn't been cleaned for weeks-to-months, resulting in a terrible and inescapable smell. Often refers specifically to the crusty, musty, rotten, often moldy smegma that results specifically from infrequently cleaning of the male genital region.
Example 1: She was prepared for the night of her life, but when he removed his pants, the unbearable scent of a foul mayorkas penetrated the air. Grabbing her nose and her change purse, she fled the scene; the man wept.
Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.
Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.
mayorkas by Thundernut Williamson November 18, 2021
Manorganized
His desk is so unorganized its manorganized.
Manorganized by Sarah Jo Turtle32 September 9, 2011
Mayogasm
Is a feeling of sexual pleasure that occurs when a O.J. Mayo fan sees him do an amazing dunk or jumper. This feeling is most often felt by most grizzlies fans. This feeling will make you want to get Mayonnaises out of your Fridge and explode it all over your 40 inch plasma t.v (if you know what I mean)
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