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mayornaise 

Look, the mayor is mayornaise
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Mayornaise 

The semen from a person in a political position, such as a mayor.
The intern has clearly been getting close to the mayor, they have mayornaise on their sleeve
Mayornaise by Smordwith May 23, 2023

Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

Mayonnaise 

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

Mayonnaise 

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."
Mayonnaise by iamNK March 15, 2015

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind
That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

fresh mayonnaise

an alternative to phrases like "cool beans," "awesome," and "radical"

used to describe something extremely okay by ultra hip millennials
"got those reports done my man? alright, fresh mayonnaise!"
fresh mayonnaise by deeveeesss October 15, 2021
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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