Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.
1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.

2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021
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