3 definitions by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup
by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021
1. I didn’t say the N-word. I have a black stepfather.
2. I can’t be racist. I have a black stepfather.
3. Man, my mom got plowed by my black stepfather.
2. I can’t be racist. I have a black stepfather.
3. Man, my mom got plowed by my black stepfather.
by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 26, 2021
Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.
1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021