Mayoed 

Getting a face full of Mayo.

As a direct result to being Cream-pied, Kovac Mayoed berg

Mayoed by Big Janks October 8, 2008

man mayoed 

Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"

"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"

man mayoed by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

Mayodenoche

A man once trusted a YouTube video to say mayonnaise correctly... it did not.

Man: "Now I would trust him to say Mayonnaise"
Video: "Mayodenoche"
Man: "WHAAAAAA"

Mayodenoche by Tight Buns April 6, 2023

Greg Mayled 

The Floppy King

Stinky: You seen Gliddon recently?
Bonner: Heard he got a girl in bed but couldn't erect the tent
Stinky: Ah he did a Greg Mayled

Greg Mayled by Hugo Harlotbreath March 6, 2019

Mayodium 

Contempt white people feel for other white people who demonstrate problematic thoughts and actions that are typically associated with white people (usually men).

The mayodium I feel from backlash against inclusion in Lord of the Rings is unparalleled.

Mayodium by AncientSpice February 13, 2022

Rooftop Mayeda

A shitty school in the sheltered hills of San Francisco. Near Twin Peaks it consists of about 4 smart kids per class, 5 average level students, and the rest are a bunch of Jackasses who think they are cool. They are completely unprepared for high school because it is a K-8. The school dances suck and the counselors look like perverts. About 250 kids, all who think that THEY ARE THE SHIT.

Student: "I went to Rooftop!"
Smart Person: "Rooftop Mayeda?!"
Student: "Yeah"
Smart Person: "... Isn't that for special kids?"

Rooftop Mayeda by ( . )( . ) plus vagina = happy October 7, 2019

MayoDuhy 

A Very soggy tarp aka penis

Bro you got a MayoDuhy

MayoDuhy by SkinBoys January 31, 2019