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may i take your hat sir
As one of the greatest philosophers of this generation, Patrick Star, uttered yet another magnificent phrase of wisdom. Growing up in a poor family, Mr. Star was forced to take on many low income jobs, where he must take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner. The hat in this famous spoken poetry that Mr. Star would take from these men, actually was a symbol that he used to represent the struggle of diligent working men with large families and low income. Mr. Star is currently running for president in the United States presidential election 2016.
may i take your hat sir by Patrick Star for president 201 July 10, 2016
May I push in your stool
Peter: Hey Jowie may I push in your stool
Jowie: Only if i can oush your in as well
Peter:I am a top bitch
Jowie: Only if i can oush your in as well
Peter:I am a top bitch
May I push in your stool by GayBar July 26, 2003
May I speak to the manager?
The worst question any employee can be asked.
This question means that the employee has a Karen on their hands and they will probably get punished because ‘The customer is always right’
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This question means that the employee has a Karen on their hands and they will probably get punished because ‘The customer is always right’
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Karen: *gets 2 packets of ketchup in McDonalds
Karen: *yells at employee because the table beside her got 3 ketchup packets*
Karen’s thoughts: Ima end this man’s whole career
Karen:
May I speak to the manager?
Karen: *yells at employee because the table beside her got 3 ketchup packets*
Karen’s thoughts: Ima end this man’s whole career
Karen:
May I speak to the manager?
May I speak to the manager? by KeeneyBoiiiii April 25, 2020
May i praise the lord
Random Nigga: May i praise the lord?
Me: Yea why not.
Random Nigga: *Starts to dance*
Me: ah shit, here we go again.
Me: Yea why not.
Random Nigga: *Starts to dance*
Me: ah shit, here we go again.
May i praise the lord by Bagplays July 7, 2019
may i please fart in your mouth
girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.
dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.
squirt!!!
dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.
girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.
dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.
squirt!!!
dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.
girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.
may i please fart in your mouth by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011
May I take your hat sir?
The question asked to anyone displaying extreme stupidity,unintelligent,or un-ruly has to be be dealt with in the most appropriate matter.
Since Jamal thought slapping the ass of Tyrone's girl was funny, Tyrone came over and said "May I take your hat sir?" and proceeded to beat the day light out of Jamal.
May I take your hat sir? by EdgeMaster_E May 23, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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