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Maximum G • Maximum Genocide of every race • Maximum Gladys • Maximum Goofing • BEJROVBOOTY 👙 GanBJraStASS 👙 maximum douBJruLe payback • Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine • .9.<.7.9.7.6.>384MB as Memory (RAM): The number 384MB is most frequently mentioned in historical contexts as a non-standard amount of RAM, specifically the unofficial maximum for the iMac G3 Revision of an 128MB and a 256MB module<.7.9.7.6.>.9. • 384MB as Memory (RAM): The number 384MB is most frequently mentioned in historical contexts as a non-standard amount of RAM, specifically the unofficial maximum for the iMac G3 "Revision A" (using a 128MB and a 256MB module). • maximus_goatimus • Maximus Glutonus
Maximum Gladys
When everything is seemingly going perfect in your life and you have reached a maximum level happiness.
Dude #1 “ Man I just got a hold of 2 free tickets to the Phish show tonight and the girl I’ve been interested in for a while now wants to to go on a date. I’m so happy.”
Dude #2 “I’m so happy for you man, sounds Maximum Gladys!”
Dude #2 “I’m so happy for you man, sounds Maximum Gladys!”
Maximum Gladys by Brycecrispy September 14, 2022
Maximum Goofing
The act of getting crack, rolling it in weed and sprinkling it with meth, then dipping it in lean and dipping it again in crack, and smoking it with bong fire, then eat it with alcohol mixed with rat poison, then shower your body in radiation and toxic waste, and after for the munchies eat a 2 feet tall burger stacked with meat and chemicals, and wash THAT down with a gallon of coke, inhale asbestos, have a quick snack and munch on some insulation and sleep inside a car with the engine running and while theres an active gas leak
Maximum Goofing by kakarotrose June 27, 2023
Maximum Genocide of every race
The definition is Chuck Norris.
Maximum Genocide of every race by Happygolucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 2, 2007
Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine
someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.
Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
BEJROVBOOTY 👙 GanBJraStASS 👙 maximum douBJruLe payback
Benningfield junior over booty banging ASS'S maximum doubjrule payback Bendingfield junior over booty banging ASS'S maximum doubjrule payback. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created bejrovbooty 👙 ganbjrastass 👙 maximum doubjrule payback. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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